PHOTO PROMPT © Rochelle Wisoff-Fields
Today’s offering is a little bit of fun I have tried to write in a northern English accent. I hope it works.
“Sit down. We’ll put t’ kettle on; ‘ave a nice cuppa.”
Doris snivelled into a soaked tissue. “T’were awful.”
“Poor thing. ‘Ave a biscuit; keep yer blood sugar levels up. Can you tell me owt about it?”
“He was in t’ chair as normal, when he stands as though he’s going down pub.”
She trembled and sobbed. “Instead, he strides into kitchen as though he knew it were there all t’ time.”
“He hasn’t done that before?”
“Norrin twenty-five years of marriage.”
Lucy held her hand supportively.
“Then what ‘appened?”
“He…he… DID T’ WASHING UP!” Doris wailed, “WHAT’S ‘APPENING, LUCY?”
Written for Friday Fictioneers – a 100 words story based on a photo prompt. Hosted by Rochelle. Read the other entries here.
Yes, great fun
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Dear Michael,
Love the voice.
Shalom,
Rochelle
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Thanks Rochelle
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Shocking behaviour, he will give us chaps a bad name. 🙂 I placed the accent somewhere on the Lanc’s and York’s border.
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Yes, I think that’s about right, a generic northern accent. Thanks Michael
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Oh wonderful. I needed that laugh. He’s evolving. A miracle.
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Thanks, glad you enjoyed it
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Very funny! And brilliantly written with the voices.
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Thanks Louise
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cute… good job.
Randy
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Thanks Randy
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Oh, the last line! Thanks for the laugh. (And the voice is delightful.)
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Thanks and congratulations on getting published
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LOL!
This was fun, I was waiting for the horror.
🙂
🙂
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Thanks, glad you enjoyed it
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Ooh, the shock! I’m picturing a couple of “Nora Batty”-type individuals 🙂
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Exactly right, pleased you saw it like that, thanks
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Great fun and nice twist at the end.
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That was great fun! I love that his out of norm behaviour is to wash up! LOL.
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Thanks, he’s quite Neanderthal
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This was great for fun… and washing up has to be worse than chocolate in a heart-shaped box.
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Thanks Bjorn
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Humorus take on the prompt … fun.
Isadora 😎
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Thanks Isadora
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😎
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Hi I’m new to the blogging life and was wondering if you could read my work and offer any criticism and follow me I’d appreciate it as i am interested in literature and spoken word and lack a bit of confidence…thank you for your time and good luck on your blog
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Well thanks for considering me. I shall try to offer what I can. As far as confidence is concerned, we all lack it at times but need to talk ourselves through it
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Thank you for your time..I appreciate it and really wish you the best in your venture and hope to meet people liie you in my blogging adventure
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