Image courtesy of Al Forbes
“Fancy a ride?” Matt gambled.
Kayleigh beamed at the sports car, a faint blush shading her heavy make-up.
She tingled as the engine throbbed; the wind exciting her hair.
As he changed gear, she took his hand, “Stuart’s got a boring hatchback.”
Matt jerked into Lovers’ lane, stopping abruptly.
She dragged him to her, ardently kissing then burying his face in her cleavage, to suffocation point.
“Put the roof up, I’ll get in the back.”
Struggling with the mechanism, his ardour withered,
“Forget it,” she bawled, “it’s too small, just take me home!”
“Hatchbacks have their moments,” Matt bemoaned limply.
Written for Friday Fictioneers – a 100 words story based on a photo prompt. Hosted by Rochelle. Read the other entries here.
So size does count after all
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Thank you, I tried to go innuendo crazy and hoped people would spot it. Your comment is perfect.
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Bloomin’ convertibles! Great fun Michael, well done.
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Thanks Iain
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Dear Michael,
I’m blushing just a little bit here. Fun, if not risque, take on the prompt.
Shalom,
Rochelle
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It is a bit risque, Rochelle, but I didn’t dare risk the original one I thought of: 🙂
“As God’s my witness, I’ve seen that car before, I tell you!” Clive was adamant.
“You can’t have.” Derek shook his head in disbelief.
“I have and what’s more, in this very place.”
Derek noticed Clive’s perturbation and moved to reassure him.
“It’s very queer, but you’re not going crazy. Mark my words, it’ll be that deja vue.”
“Do you think I could’ve been deja vued?” Derek was trembling.
“Most definitely, I’d say.”
“Well who would do that?”
“I wouldn’t worry, it’ll be that Rochelle Wisoff-Fields, she does things like that sometimes.”
“Does she? Well I never, who’d thought it?”
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Hahahahahhaha! I love it. Ah yes, it’s the first time I’ve pulled this kind of blooper. Love it. You would’ve been within your rights to have posted that story. If a person can’t laugh at herself something’s terribly wrong with her. 😉
Shalom,
Rochelle
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Thanks Rochelle, you’ve sort of given me licence for the next time. 🙂 Beware. 🙂
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He should have left the roof down, it might have cooled her ardour. 😊
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Yeah, she was a little full on, I feel. Thanks for commenting.
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Lol. This reminded my of my first husband’s car when I met him, a GREMLIN. A GREEN gremlin, if that’s imaginable. Now…my second husband…he drove a Toyota 4-runner…mhm. Plenty of room in the back.
Loved your story!
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You naughty girl, you! I like you! 😉
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Naughty girls are fun. You go, girl.
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😎😊
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I should say so!
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Wahay, great reply, thanks, I’m pleased it struck a chord with you. It does seem to be bringing back some memories for people.
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This was great, innuendos and all (and the second story too 😉 )
I keep thinking of my friend’s horror at parents who get their teens a large bed “for when they bring their boyfriend over”… She said no way would she give them the OK…Her daughters were going to be good girls and do it in the backseat of a car! 😀
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Glad you liked it, Dale and that’s a cracking anecdote which needs further distribution.
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😊😎
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Hahahahahaha! Clever, Mike. Hilarious!
Five out of five throttles. 😀
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Thanks, I love your merit awards system and five out of five of anything is top marks. 🙂
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Sort of my trademark, yes.
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Haha! So sports cars are good for attracting the ladies but not for ‘fulfilling the contract’, as it were. Nicely told, with great dialogue. Love the hint that the hatchback might be code for Stuart – maybe boring but reliable, eh? Great tale
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Yeah, poor old Stuart doesn’t get a lot of respect but in the end, perhaps he’s smiling. Glad you liked it.
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🙂
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I spotted the inuendos just fine! 🙂
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That’s great Sandra, I think I knew I could rely on you to get them. 🙂
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Ha! Loved it, innuendos and all.
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Thanks, last time I wrote for this picture it was more serious so I wanted a completely different one this time and went for daft fun.
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It sounds like you might speak from experience. I bet your hatchback days are over. I know I can’t bend like that any more. ☺️
Thanks for the smile,
Tracey
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Well and truly over, I write from memory these days. 🙂 Thanks for your comment
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Good laugh.
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Thanks, glad you enjoyed it
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Ah, if there was ever a time for a bench seat.. 😉 Can’t help thinking about Cake’s “Stickshifts and Safety Belts”.– “I need you here with me, not way over in a bucket seat.”
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Thanks for that, I hadn’t heard that track before, so thanks for introducing it to me
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Really enjoying your blog. Love the vibrant and achingly painful scene here…
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Thank you very much, it’s kind of you to say so
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Thank-you for such a lovely comment, I’m pleased you’re liking it, it’s a great compliment
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Poor guy. I hate it was performance issues occur. His gun would fire before he could get it out of the holster at eighteen, and now the barrel has wilted like a wet noodle.
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Thanks for a fantastic comment and for taking up the baton and running with it, here’s to suggestion and innuendo, cheers.
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I was going to say “I gotta get me one of those” until the end! I’ll stick with my hatchback after all.
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Reliable and practical, that’s the motto. 🙂
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Yeah, it is a problem when you can’t get it up. The roof on the sports car, that is. lol, this was a fun one.
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Haha, he was going to have trouble erecting the roof, but I thought that a step too far. Thanks Trent and congratulations on the book.
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You could turn this 100 word story into 1000 with double entendres alone… Thanks!
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Great fun.
Reminded me of Chuck Berry’s No Particular Place To Go:
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Thanks. That’s the second song it’s reminded someone of, maybe because it’s a young person situation which holds happy memories and people want to write songs about.
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Neils’ comment nailed it 🙂
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Thanks for your comment. I keep trying to comment on your FF pieces but for some reason it won’t let me. It won’t accept my details. Yours is the only one this seems to happen with, do you have any suggestions as to what the problem is?
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I have no idea. Everybody else could leave a comment.
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I’ll keep trying but it’s every week and very frustrating. I think it was alright to start with but, something must have happened and not being a techy, I’m struggling to resolve it.
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Win some lose some! A very enjoyable write 🙂
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Thank-you.
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Yay for the hatchbacks.
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Indeed, thanks for commenting
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Very amusing take on that prompt.
By the way, my husband has a convertible MG and the roof mechanism is always getting jammed!
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Thank-you. There’s nothing worse when you can’t get the roof to go up. 🙂 Glad you liked it.
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OOhhh … that’s a new take on the challenges. I must say I wasn’t expecting that. It was a bit humorous at the end. I’m a bit speechless because I rather liked it. AND … the 2nd story … BRAVO LOLOL
Isadora 😎
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Thank you Isadora, for your kind comments. .
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This made me laugh from start to finish! Maybe the hatchback has its advantages!
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I think it maybe does, thanks Clare
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Oh my…I think you’ve made me blush.
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It’s good to blush once in a while, isn’t it? I hope so anyway. Thanks Dawn. 🙂
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I finally got over here, and it was worth the trip. Funny. And a masterful use of innuendo for sure. Your heroine is certainly a fast worker, but then when you have only 100 words, there really isn’t time for preliminaries is there?
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I just hope she doesn’t spread the news. She doesn’t sound like the quiet type. He’ll just have to grin and bear it until people get bored and move on to something else. Good writing, Mick. 🙂 — Suzanne
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Thanks Suzanne, she does seem to be a bit of a type, but he made his bed so to speak. 🙂
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