I missed last week due to entertaining some friends who, coincidentally were French visitors. So thanks to Sandra for a very welcome and apt prompt. My friends are retired French farmers, a group notorious for knowing how to use their tractors as weapons of protest.
PHOTO PROMPT © Sandra Crook
“Now you’re Mayor, you’ve put an extra charge on rubbish collection from our farms.”
“Unfortunately, that’s today’s world, the town can’t afford to come out.”
Giles’ incredulity sunk along with his derriere, into the overstuffed sofa .
He toed the luxurious shag pile and bawled across the huge mahogany desk.
“It can afford these new furnishings!”
“Different budgets. My predecessor let the place slide. A town needs to show the world the right image.”
Back home Giles filled his muck spreader with the contents of his bins and slurry tank.
Outside La Mairie, he set the spreader whirling.
“That’s re-decoration and image!”
Written for Friday Fictioneers – a 100 words story based on a photo prompt. Hosted by Rochelle. Read the other entries here.
This captures a believable and hilarious exchange.The nonchalance of the Mayor and Giles’ anger are perfectly portrayed. Love the title too!
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Thanks Clare, I hope these characters exist somewhere
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That made me smile, Michael
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Thanks Neil
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I smiled too, extra hot manure, lovely story, with an important moral in it.
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Thanks, Michael
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Ha 🙂
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I do admire the French ability to protest in a real and effective manner.
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So do I, even if it does cause confusion at the ports sometimes
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what i enjoyed about this story were the images conveyed in my mind as i read it. they were absolutely funny to say the least. well done.
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Thanks, that’s a great comment
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Dear Michael,
That’s certainly spreading the revenge thick. You made me smile.
Shalom,
Rochelle
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Thanks Rochelle
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Farmers are a very hardy lot. I wouldn’t want to tangle with them. Serves the self-serving mayor right. Nice story but my empathy goes to the other unwitting citizens of the town.
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Yes, someone will have to clean it up and I doubt it’ll be the mayor. 🙂
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Do NOT mess with farmers… especially creative ones such as this one!
Fun story!
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Thanks Dale, them Frenchies sure like a good protest
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That they do!
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That was quick, I thought you would be working 🙂
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Ha ha! Not till 4 this afternoon 😉
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OK,it’s 3.00 here now
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Ahh. Only 10 am here
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This one made me laugh. Loved it!
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Thank-you Amie
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Ahahahaha!
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Now that’s what I call a protest! Nice one.
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Thanks, glad you liked it
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Yay for Giles. I guess he showed the Mayor the correct priorities. Hilarious, Michael. Good writing. 😀 — Suzanne
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Thanks, I’m glad it made you smile. I had Don Camillo in mind a bit.
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Ha! Great tale. I think he’ll make his opinion known!
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Thanks, it will get messy though
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