Launch day is almost upon us, one more sleep. Thank-you again for all your Friday Fictioneers support.
PHOTO PROMPT © Nick Allen
I love my friend Brian to bits but sometimes he just doesn’t seem to get it. “Ta da!” He screamed proudly displaying his collection. “I’ve been reading up and there’s money in oil.”
“If you’re drilling it,” I said wearily, “or refining it…the transporting companies earn a living and there’s a small profit from retailing it…but you seem to have joined in at the wrong end of that line.”
“You mean?”
“’fraid so…you might get something for the cans…if you can find an oil can collector”
“Oil can collector,” he mused, “I’ll google that.”
I sighed, “Please don’t expect fortunes.”
Written for Friday Fictioneers – a 100 words story based on a photo prompt. Hosted by Rochelle. Read the other entries here.
Poor Brian. Fingers crossed for his next ill-advised venture!
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Thanks Draliman
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Poor bugger…
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Exactly, Dale
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I think I’ll google ‘oil can collectors’ and see what comes up 🙂
Well, well. You’ll be surprised. It’s really a thing! There are catalogues, auctions, the whole nine yards.
Trouble is, my guy wouldn’t sell his collection any more than I’d sell my teapots 🙂 So–I don’t think I’ll tell him about this discovery. What he doesn’t know won’t hurt me.
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Yes, I googled it myself and found a whole society and everything but I’d already written the story by then. Thanks Linda
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You’ve got to start somewhere…! Looking forward to getting my kindle copy over the weekend Michael, good luck with it all 🙂
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Thanks Iain
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Good luck with the launch, Michael
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Belated thanks Neil
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The tone is perfect, for both characters–the narrator’s skepticism is wonderfully balanced by his friend’s excitement. Now, if he could only find someone to get as excited about oilcans as he is…
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You’re right, thanks for commenting
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Friends like Brian can be frustrating but also a lot of fun with their positive spin on life.
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They can, thanks Brenda
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I hate to say this, but I have a few oilcans. Some are my granddad’s some my father’s. There’s something simple and charming about them. But, no, I don’t expect to get rich off of them. Great take. Good luck with the launch.
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There’s money in them thar cans! Thanks Alicia
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Oops! He might be in for a disappointment. I enjoyed your take on the photo prompt.
Susan A Eames at
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Thanks Susan
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You never know. Some of the biggest harebrained ideas have made fortunes.
Bicycles, horseless carriages, paid sports players.
Movie stars.
Flying!
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You have a point, somehow I just don’t think this is one of those occasions. Thanks
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Well darn. ;0)
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There’s a business I know that is doing very nicely from turning old oil cans into animal figures as garden ornaments.
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Sounds like an opportunity for him, thanks Jilly
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The naivity of Brian, I love it, everyone has to collect something, I don’t trust bare houses. Go Brian!!
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Thank you and apologies for the time it’s taken me to reply
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Not a great visionary businessman, is he your friend?
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Not at all, thanks for commenting
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He may just surprise you! Nice one Michael.
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Thanks Keith
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Dear Michael,
Ah, the stark realities of life. Sometimes the magic works and sometimes it doesn’t. Nicely done.
Shalom,
Rochelle
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Thanks Rochelle
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Well maybe he’ll find happiness instead..
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Thanks for your comment, apologies for the time it’s taken to reply
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Who knows— but you have to burn for it yourself… collecting at least 400 before you go positive unless you buy the fake ones on eBay
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Cheers Bjorn
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Its no fun to be the bearer of bad news…to burst someones bubble…to throw wet blanket over an idea. But a friend ought to speak the truth, hurting a little now, to save a lot of hurt later. Nice interchange.
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Thank-you
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before he sells i suggest that he look inside each one. who knows? a husband might have stored something valuable inside away from the prying eyes of his wife and then completely forgot about it. 🙂
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What a mind you have
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You can put any price on it but it really is only worth what someone will pay.
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Perhaps he can bottle the aroma, then sell it as perfume, you never know he might make a fortune 🙂
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He might Michael, but I doubt it 🙂
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