Just a little fun this week gleaned from the antics of certain characters I know.
PHOTO PROMPT © Randy Mazie
The three men stumbled outside and across the dark car park, bumping off wing mirrors. Drunkenly they lumbered up the hill almost avoiding obstacles like lampposts the council had put in their path.
They came to a large sign.
“Whazzit say?”
They pitched their collective intellect at the question.
“No shumthin.”
“Not ‘No shumthin’’, no…then shumthin’. Looks like trees.”
“No trees? …I can see shum.”
“Think it’s ‘No tree pissing.’”
“Oh…that’s a problem.”
“Now you mention it.”
“Me too.”
Compliantly, they hopped the fence and hobbled in the direction of where they thought they lived, occasionally grimacing and squeezing their trousers.
Written for Friday Fictioneers – a 100 words story based on a photo prompt. Hosted by Rochelle. Read the other entries here.
Michael Wynn 
Terrible when you are completely pissed but can’t tree piss….
LikeLiked by 1 person
It’s awful, I see you can empathise 🙂
LikeLiked by 1 person
Yes, I was once a college student….
LikeLiked by 1 person
This left me chuckling. I can so easily picture these three pissed drunk men!
LikeLike
Thanks Dale, seen some like it yourself have you?
LikeLiked by 1 person
Once or twice…😉
LikeLiked by 1 person
‘No tree-pissing’ made me laugh. Great play on words. You create an amusing image of these three drunkards stumbling about.
LikeLike
Thanks Clare, I don’t know where I got the inspiration 🙂
LikeLike
Ha, fun! And easily imaginable. Let’s hope they make it home or at least out of the “no tree pissing” zone before there’s an accident.
LikeLike
Ha, so you find this easy to relate to. Thanks Draliman.
LikeLiked by 1 person
Dear Michael,
It seems they’re all liquored up and no place to go in the most literal sense. Amusing little tale.
Shalom,
Rochelle
LikeLiked by 1 person
Thanks Rochelle, hope you’re enjoying your break
LikeLike
Funny story. Wonder if they made it home with dry trousers…
LikeLike
Very unlikely, thanks for commenting
LikeLiked by 1 person
🙂 You are welcome.
LikeLiked by 1 person
Lol. “No tree pissing”. I wonder if they ever made it home before they passed off. Wonderful take on the prompt!
LikeLiked by 1 person
Thank-you, I doubt they’ll be able to hold it. 🙂
LikeLiked by 1 person
Very amusing, fun write.
LikeLike
Thank-you
LikeLiked by 1 person
Oy. I hope they didn’t water too many places before they finally found their homes!
LikeLike
Thanks, I think they’ll do well to hold it. 🙂
LikeLiked by 1 person
I can imagine, or even better. Walking home one night I observed a man watering a small tree near the street. He was way past caring who saw him. Funny story, Michael. You have a great sense of humor. 😀 — Suzanne
LikeLike